Tuesday, August 25, 2009

One fine Tuesday morning, the king of the Choon Han Kingdom had a crazy idea.
He told his subordinates," Hey Why not we launch an invasion on our neighbor, the Fundamentals of Marketing Empire? Sounds cool huh?".
Not daring to defy him, the king's subordinates, Commander Fingers and Vice-king Brain Cells, have to agree that it's a great idea.
10 minutes later, all is ready for the great invasion. Leading the troops is Commander Fingers. He started to attack the empire of the unlucky one. But he was shocked to see that FOM empire was already in defense mode.
The King of FOM says " You imbecile, don't belittle our marketing intellingence gathering!'"
What even astonishing was that the FOM troops was laid out in an Product Expansion Grid Formation! In the lead was the famous 4Ps Commanders of FOM- Chief Commander Product, Vice Commander Price, Elites Commander Place and Royal Guards Commander Promotion.
Commander Fingers, being an amatuer, cannot withstand the 4Ps commander, henceforth he was taken down easily by the Lemon Attacks of the 4Ps.
The King of Choon Han saw that and quickly ordered the Elite squad, led by Vice-king Brain Cells, to counter the formation. Being the elite, Brain Cells took them out easily. But the war's not over yet.
FOM also sent out their elites, the SWOT team and the DENTPC team.
It's a two on one battle now. After a thorough 3 hour long stand-off, Brain Cells finally managed to annihilate the two elites of FOM empire. But as the two enemy elite squads are also not some funfair, Brain Cells suffered heavy losses too.
Having suffered a drastic lost, the FOM King decided to surrender to reduce their casualties. Thus the offensive country won the war and gained a new kingdom.